Golden Globe Fashion

Mila Kunis in Vera Wang

After Lindsay Lohan went insane after Mean Girls I was left without a hetero girl-crush and a new hole in my heart. Thankfully, that void could be filled by my delicate Ukrainian princess, Miss Mila Kunis. The dress she’s wearing ain’t bad, but to be fair, she could also be wearing a Mother-of-the-Bride pants suit from Kohl’s and I’d still be on board.

January Jones in Versace

She’s old-Hollywood glamour! She’s a ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! Her cleavage looks like two alabaster cherubs kissing ever so gently inside her dress! How did she do it? Is it tape? Chicken Cutlets? Saline? Or is she really just genetically better than you in every way?

Emma Stone in Calvin Klein

Aw, man! I appreciate the effort here, I really do. The color here is so cute, but I think it’s reflecting onto her face.

Natalie Portman in Viktor and Rolf

Maybe, may-be this dress looked super pregnant-cute in person. However, on film the dress looks she got this from the Deb’s maternity prom wear collection.