Guys, this is a real game-changer. Wine Ice Cream. 5% alcohol. Right now it seems to only be available in DC and NY, so I need to figure out how to make it myself. Apparently, it’s some sort of secret recipe because you can’t just dump a bag of Franzia in an ice cream maker full of milk and call it a day. There’s a chocolate cabernet flavor! What am I supposed to do? Sit idly by while something called chocolate cabernet ice cream exists without me trying it?? I might have to relocate to NY or DC just so I have this at my disposal whenever I need it.
A couple weekends ago I knocked another item off my Boston Bucket List: to go to the Second Glass Wine Riot. I’ve been wanting to go to a Wine Riot for a while, and it ended up being a lot of fun.
So, Wine Riot is a wine tasting festival, but it’s edgy and cool and better than other wine tasting festivals because they have a temporary tattoo station and a photo booth.
I highly recommend going to a Wine Riot (they now have them in LA, DC, NY, and Chicago) if you are someone who legitimately appreciates drinking wine, a 20 or 30 something who appreciates getting wine drunk, or a single man (I fall somewhere in between categories 1 and 2).
Seriously, single guys, this is a great place to find dates. The majority of people who go to this are couples and packs of single girls who figure that any single man she meets there must be really mature and cultured. Just wear khakis and a blazer and you’re in like Flynn. Maybe memorize some NY Times best seller titles that you can pretend you’ve read recently. Your prep work really depends on how desperate and lonely you are. Good luck!