Obsessed With: Truwhip

I love me some fat free Cool Whip as a lil’ treat on the days between binge eating sessions when I eat like a normal human who possesses some form of self restraint. However, Cool Whip is essentially just made out of edible chemicals (and by “edible” the scale here is, like, edible being Play Doh and non-edible being Plexiglass).

Truwhip, though, is just like fat-free Cool Whip, but it’s:

  • 100% natural
  • 70% organic
  • no GMOs
  • no hydrogenated oils
  • trans fat free
  • gluten free
  • no high fructose corn syrup
  • no polysorbate 60
I like to make a sad, diet ice cream sandwich made with two honey brown rice cakes with Truwhip in the middle and the sides rolled in sprinkles and then frozen. It tastes nothing like ice cream, but it’s, like, mind over matter, ya know? Just concentrate until it’s ice cream (like the food fight scene in Hook). Either way, it’s a nice alternative to Cool Whip.