Amanda Knox Has a Boyfriend and I Don’t…

…now, let’s find out the “why” of it…

Tuesday night I live tweeted CNN’s Chris Cuomo interview with Amanda Knox. Here’s what ensued:

Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 8.59.41 AMStill true.

Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 8.59.53 AM Cuoms was being really uncool.

Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 9.00.05 AM“WELL THE THEORY IS THAT YOU’RE A BIG SLUT/MURDERER, HOW COULD THEY COME UP WITH THAT IF YOU’RE NOT A BIG SLUT/MURDERER?” – Chris Cuomo and his Bachelor of Science degree in journalism
Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 9.00.18 AM …..things got a little femi-nasty.

Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 9.00.28 AM#tryingtohelp

Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 9.00.39 AM Ya know, if it weren’t for the murder and 4 years in prison, Amanda’s trip abroad would basically be an adorable romantic comedy of errors, where a young woman experiences her sexual awakening abroad. Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 9.00.49 AMSoups on, and I’m stirring up trouble.

Screen shot 2013-05-09 at 9.01.00 AM Do you need a deposit slip so you can take that advice to the bank?

So, this is where I’m at right now.

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6 thoughts on “Amanda Knox Has a Boyfriend and I Don’t…

  1. I’m ok with her having a boyfriend. My problem is that Honey Boo Boo’s mom can find a husband while having enough kids to form a basketball team and I’m sitting here sucking it up as a singleton with just one kid.

  2. Amanda Knox has somewhat of a psychotic hotness about her. I don’t really see it but whatever. Maybe if you take a trip to the old country and hang with ex-patriots and Eurotrash you will go from pretty to psycho-babe. I think the transformation takes 2-4 weeks.

  3. I wish there was a love it button because I would have pressed it ten times. You’re right on the money Chris Cuomo is an idiot and has taken back women’s rights 20 years.

  4. @CRM, but would you be interested in any of the men who want to be a husband to Honey Boo Boo’s mother? Better to not lower your standards than to be complaining while he pick up his beer-stained, lipstick-smeared t-shirts off the couch to hand-wash and dry on the line while he trades in the food stamps for a wad of one-dollar bills.

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