Met Ball Fashion Coverage (by Someone Who Wears a Sports Bra Whether She’s Going to the Gym That Day or Not)

The Met Ball is one of the most exciting fashion events of the season! is something someone who knows about fashion would say, right?

This year’s event was “punk” themed, and I guess we learned that celebrities aren’t great at interpreting and following directions?

However:

tumblr_mmfpuzFpXp1qbya53o1_500 Nicole Richie

slide_295897_2417199_free Lily Collinsslide_295897_2416521_freeChristina Ricci

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Pacey Witter’s Girlfriend

tumblr_mmet56uxR51r2jcoko1_500 and Sienna Miller…

Your efforts were noted and appreciated.

slide_295897_2416422_freeHeidi, I know you probably have a surplus of vow-renewal gowns that you don’t have a use for anymore, but that is no excuse. You and Kate Upton have wasted everyone’s time.

slide_295897_2416968_freeThat GAP maxi dress would have been fine if this was the Kid’s Choice Awards, Kate! Show some respect, you could have at least put a safety pin through your earlobe or done  anything that would indicate you took this theme seriously.

rooney-mara-met-ball-2013-red-carpet-03 Rooney Mara…. she seems like a fun, down-to-Earth gal, doesn’t she?

On the other side of the coin…

slide_295897_2416465_free WE GET IT, JENNIFER!!! YOU’RE LIKEABLE!!!!! 

tumblr_mmfn27l8751qz7snso1_500And you know what, Kim? Good for you. Anna Wintour couldn’t keep you out of the Met Ball forever.  And your Fraulein Maria Couture dress is truly one of a kind.

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10 thoughts on “Met Ball Fashion Coverage (by Someone Who Wears a Sports Bra Whether She’s Going to the Gym That Day or Not)

  1. While I like the gloves having the same design as the dress, I have to ask that Kim please return the wallpaper to my mother-in-law now that the event is over. The guest room looks bare without it.

    Is Kanye trying to look menacing or bored? Or would Sinatra and Carey Grant be using a slack-jawed look for photos if they were alive? Where’s Harry Connick, Jr. when you need him?

  2. Interpreting and following directions is so not punk – Heidi Klum and Kate Upton are the true fashion rebels. What’s going on with Kim K’s outfit, does she have a full body rash or something?

  3. Hahaha poor Kim has been made into a meme yet again! (I’m sure you’ve seen the sofa pictures) but I loved Rooney! I think the dark lip with the structured dress was very met ball! hm but maybe not punk enough

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