Best of 2012

tumblr_mfvr8bM1j81r4zlnbo1_500Welcome to 2013, readers! 2012 was a great year because I didn’t die and no one I knew died, and that’s about it.

I will not tell you that 2013 is the year of Dara* because one time a guy told me it was “the summer of Jeff,” and then I gagged on the Jack and Coke he bought me without asking, which, if we’re on this topic, is not the kind of drink you just assume someone likes. Do I look like I drink Jack and Coke? Did I go to business school? Am I quoting Anchorman? Okay, so I will take a Sauvignon Blanc if they have it. They don’t? Ugh, what kind of dump did you take me to? Fine, vodka soda.

*It is, though. And, the Year of Dara is a clear Happy Endings reference, making it cooler, and Jeff had never heard of Happy Endings so there is a very concise difference between us. Shout out to Jeff if he reads this.

Anyway, 2012. 12 posts from the year, posts that I found particularly fun when I read them back to myself while I was drunk on white wine (click on the picture):

boymeetsworld_5141. 7 Questions They Should Answer on “Boy Meets World” 012eb69823de11e287a122000a9f13ec_7

 2. Halloween Recap 3. 7 Reasons Why I’m Ill-Equipped to Have Children0518140a13aa11e2952122000a1fbf2e_7 4. 3 Reasons Why Being Single is (Probably) Better Than Dating a Serial Killerbikestealer2 5. The Compulsive Bike StealerScreen shot 2012-09-21 at 1.25.12 PM 6. 11 Girl Friends You Probably HaveMagicMike7. Don’t You Yolo Me sophia-grace-rosie-grammys-2012-red-carpet 8. The Future of the Adult Entertainment Industry929152328b0c11e19e4a12313813ffc0_79. Dara and the Big Sleepover meangirls10. 7 Bits of Advice for Young Girls
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 11.  5 Things You Should Know About Being an Acting MajorSandra 12. Valentines for Single People

Happy New Year, and I promise I won’t tweet anything to the tune of “so jacked for 2013! #bigthings are happening! #blessed.”

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