What does Kim have on her mind today?
Ohhhhh… okay. Kim was making a little joke! Good for you, Kim.
Ok, let me preface this by saying suicide is never the answer, but if this really is the most exciting day of your life, I don’t really see many other options for you. So let’s not be so easy breezy with those hyperboles.
I’m with Kim on this one. It’s hard to fathom what TV writers are going to come up with. Just consider yourself lucky they didn’t kill you off or recast you with a cardboard cut out of yourself.
Finally! The name of the sequel to her sex tape is revealed!
Hold on, can I just throw in some Khloe for good measure?
…Yes…yes, Maude Apatow, she did. Sorry, this was all that was left over in the Female Role Model Discount Bin. Is it too late to pick Melissa Joan Hart? I’m pretty sure she made it through her 20’s without a DUI….
I think that one can stand on its own.